Never again will I trust my batman gauges… #hickey
"i was never quite the same after you"
I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH
I heard you were talkin’ shit
Link: Sarah Ang
LOL damn yo. Being Batman is expensive as fuck.
ok but Loga never paid for the adamantium skeleton
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.